{"id":36,"date":"2004-11-23T04:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-23T04:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/23\/wyoming-jarbo-volume-one\/"},"modified":"2004-11-23T04:25:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-23T04:25:00","slug":"wyoming-jarbo-volume-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/23\/wyoming-jarbo-volume-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Wyoming Jarbo: Volume One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Thanksgiving, grab your copy of my very first DVD. It&#8217;s got tons of features, animated menus, bonus stuff, and it even does your dishes*&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here are some early screenshots, which are subject to change.<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.users.muohio.edu\/cherupja\/hello\/34\/888\/1024\/Menu1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);margin:2px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.users.muohio.edu\/cherupja\/hello\/34\/888\/200\/Menu1.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">The Main Menu<\/span><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.users.muohio.edu\/cherupja\/hello\/34\/888\/1024\/Menu3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);margin:2px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.users.muohio.edu\/cherupja\/hello\/34\/888\/200\/Menu3.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">The Cops Menu<\/span><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.users.muohio.edu\/cherupja\/hello\/34\/888\/1024\/Menu2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);margin:2px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.users.muohio.edu\/cherupja\/hello\/34\/888\/200\/Menu2.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">The Special Features Menu<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">*Does not do your dishes.<br \/>\n<br \/>Pumpkin Klean may or may not do your dishes.<\/span><br \/>\n<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Thanksgiving, grab your copy of my very first DVD. 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