{"id":2928,"date":"2019-12-18T21:18:22","date_gmt":"2019-12-19T02:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/?p=2928"},"modified":"2020-01-02T15:02:40","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T20:02:40","slug":"detective-crocodile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/2019\/12\/18\/detective-crocodile\/","title":{"rendered":"Detective Crocodile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sometimes my most ridiculous humor comes when I\u2019m loopy 1<\/a><\/sup>. In between some furious Rocket League matches with a friend, I just started sending him random voice memos via iMessage. That\u2019s when my brain unleashed this gem:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So I present to you the manifestation of that idea. From the people who brought you Everybody Loves Mammoth2<\/a><\/sup>, the prime time procedural show you never knew you wanted: Detective Crocodile<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Not drunk. More like sleep deprived. ↩<\/a><\/li>
  2. https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jarbo\/4556089510\/<\/a> ↩<\/a><\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sometimes my most ridiculous humor comes when I\u2019m loopy 1. In between some furious Rocket League matches with a friend, I just started sending him random voice memos via iMessage. That\u2019s when my brain unleashed this gem: So I present to you the manifestation of that idea. From the people who brought you Everybody Loves […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[237,136],"tags":[238,363,364],"post_format":[],"class_list":["post-2928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-personal","tag-art","tag-crocodile","tag-detective-crocodile"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdZ9O-Le","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2928"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2939,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928\/revisions\/2939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2928"},{"taxonomy":"post_format","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_format?post=2928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}