{"id":2854,"date":"2019-11-12T19:00:35","date_gmt":"2019-11-13T00:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/?p=2854"},"modified":"2019-11-12T19:15:33","modified_gmt":"2019-11-13T00:15:33","slug":"hardcore-uno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/2019\/11\/12\/hardcore-uno\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardcore UNO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We live in an utter utopia of board and video games available to everyone today. There are plenty of niches that are filled and plenty of robust multiplayer experiences. But back in the day, we didn&#8217;t have much. The world has had Chess for centuries. Someone somewhere once thought Monopoly was a fun game<sup><a id=\"ffn1\" class=\"footnote\" href=\"#fn1\">1<\/a><\/sup><sup><a id=\"ffn2\" class=\"footnote\" href=\"#fn2\">2<\/a><\/sup>. But for the quick pick up and play social game, there was always UNO. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some people take UNO pretty seriously. I am one of those people. I hold the official rule of ensuring that someone has to say UNO as they are playing their second to last card in the <strong>highest regard<\/strong>. However the basic game of UNO can be a little wanting in terms of <em>ACTION<\/em>! Society has adapted and produced a series of house rules to make the action better, yet they are inconsistent and not very well documented or endorsed. Some even misinterpret the official core ruleset and then are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/lifestyle\/turns-ve-playing-uno-wrong-150053515.html\">outraged when the official UNO Twitter account posts about it.<\/a> I admire that everyone had collective Mandela Effect regarding the rules and that they were trying to add a little chocolate to the vanilla. But adding a Draw Two card to a Draw Four Wild card? It\u2019s preposterous and doesn\u2019t make any sense to me. But what if I told you that the makers of UNO had their own <strong>MANUFACTURER RECOMMENDED ADDITIONAL RULES?<\/strong> Well\u2026 they do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/I1XQduS6IfA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been preaching these for years and no one has taken my word for it. And surprisingly after purchasing a fresh deck of UNO while on vacation I had discovered they were removed from the printed manual. A friend of mine did some Google-fu and found them for me. So I humbly present to you directly from <a href=\"https:\/\/service.mattel.com\/instruction_sheets\/UNO%20Basic%20IS.pdf\">Mattel\u2019s website a PDF with the rules enclosed<\/a>. There are two specific sections of note<sup><a id=\"ffn3\" href=\"#fn3\" class=\"footnote\">3<\/a><\/sup>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Progressive UNO<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"494\" height=\"351\" data-attachment-id=\"2852\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/2019\/11\/12\/hardcore-uno\/draggedimage-png-10\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-3.png?fit=494%2C351&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"494,351\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-3.png?fit=494%2C351&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-3.png?resize=494%2C351&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2852\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-3.png?w=494&amp;ssl=1 494w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-3.png?resize=300%2C213&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Jump-In UNO<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"494\" height=\"323\" data-attachment-id=\"2851\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/2019\/11\/12\/hardcore-uno\/draggedimage-1-png-7\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-1-2.png?fit=494%2C323&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"494,323\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-1-2.png?fit=494%2C323&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-1-2.png?resize=494%2C323&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2851\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-1-2.png?w=494&amp;ssl=1 494w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/DraggedImage-1-2.png?resize=300%2C196&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These will change your world when it comes to UNO. If you \u201ctake UNO seriously\u201d then you need to familiarize yourself with these.   They are manufacturer recommended<sup><a id=\"ffn4\" class=\"footnote\" href=\"#fn4\">4<\/a><\/sup>, easy to interpret and reference, and make the game a blast. Also you might want to start by reading the base rules first anyway. But let\u2019s be honest: UNO is all luck anyways and Disney Princess UNO is the real best version<sup><a id=\"ffn5\" class=\"footnote\" href=\"#fn5\">5<\/a><\/sup>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-background\" style=\"background-color:#204e34\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/UNO-Basic-IS.pdf\">The Official Rules PDF<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/UNO-Basic-IS.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button\" download>Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ll keep a backup hosted here just in case that link ever dies. <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Jared\u2019s Official UNO Rule Modifier: Speed UNO<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not that you asked for it, but here\u2019s my own personal twist on UNO that makes the game aggressively competitive: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Goal:<\/strong> Play as fast as possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Penalty:<\/strong> Anyone who loses track of whose turn it is loses their turn and draws two cards. This can be either by asking whose turn it is, or if it gets to them and they don\u2019t realize it\u2019s their turn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Play with the other rules above for disastrous fun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"footnotes wp-block-list\"><li id=\"fn1\">Except J.T. Williams always wins. <a href=\"#ffn1\">&#x21a9;<\/a><\/li><li id=\"fn2\">It isn\u2019t and if you watch <em>Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story<\/em> you\u2019ll realize how dumb this game is. That\u2019s my opinion of course.  <a href=\"#ffn2\">&#x21a9;<\/a><\/li><li id=\"fn3\">Don\u2019t pay attention to that Seven-O UNO nonsense.  <a href=\"#ffn3\">&#x21a9;<\/a><\/li><li id=\"fn4\">I always find the makers of games have the most balanced and fun \u201chouse\u201d rules, rather than just being a slog.  <a href=\"#ffn4\">&#x21a9;<\/a><\/li><li id=\"fn5\">There\u2019s a dragon.  <a href=\"#ffn5\">&#x21a9;<\/a><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"footnotes wp-block-list\"><li>Cover Image Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/aspanagotacos\/3568697466\/\">https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/aspanagotacos\/3568697466\/<\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty serious about UNO. 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