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I find working in Photoshop the closest thing to therapy. Once I have an idea, I can make something happen. Here are some dumb ideas I made:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From the team that brought you Wario Teaches Money Laundering<\/strong><\/em> comes follow up to the classic hit Get Off Waluigi’s Lawn! 2.<\/strong><\/em> Those pesky kids are back , and you have to make sure Waluigi doesn’t get a citation from his Home Owners Association. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Get off my lawn you keeeds, I’ve gotta wahhhter it!”
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Cherup & Cherup Securities Cruises Extended Warranties and Catering<\/strong> knows that running a business can be hard. Especially when you’ve got a few Johnny Loose Lips running around. Well now you can practice your business ideas before putting them into practice, and all you need is a copy of our latest software Cherup & Cherup Securities Cruises Extended Warranties and Catering<\/strong> Racketeering Simulator<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong>for the Nintendo Family Computer system. You probably have one laying around. Go look. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“It’d be a shame if something were to happen to your knees in the middle of the night.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

We also offer other great titles like Luigi & Knuckles at the Jazz and RibFest 2003<\/strong><\/em>, and the challenging puzzle game Toitris<\/em><\/strong>. “Can you nip all the problems in the bud, chief?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I find working in Photoshop the closest thing to therapy. Once I have an idea, I can make something happen. Here are some dumb ideas I made: From the team that brought you Wario Teaches Money Laundering comes follow up to the classic hit Get Off Waluigi’s Lawn! 2. Those pesky kids are back , […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[237,206],"tags":[353,351,192,276,354,352],"post_format":[],"class_list":["post-2696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-fun","tag-cherup-cherup-securities-cruises-extended-warranties-and-catering","tag-famicom","tag-nintendo","tag-photoshop","tag-racketeering","tag-waluigi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdZ9O-Hu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2696"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2704,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions\/2704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2696"},{"taxonomy":"post_format","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyomingjarbo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_format?post=2696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}